Manchester United kept calmest among the "chaos" to maintain their perfect start to the Premier League season with a 3-1 win over Chelsea on Sunday in a match featuring sublime finishes and ridiculous misses.
The champions had kept up their free-scoring ways, going three goals up by halftime thanks to Chris Smalling, Nani and Wayne Rooney but the final scoreline did not reflect a game where visitors Chelsea had 21 attempts at goal.
The most awful miss came from Fernando Torres, who inexplicably shot wide in front of an open goal in the 83rd minute, somehow managing to eclipse Rooney's own howler earlier when the United striker had slipped while taking a penalty.
As Old Trafford erupted into a loud chuckle at Torres' misfortune, the beleaguered Spaniard fell to his knees unable to believe what had happened on a day where he had otherwise shown glimpses of his best and had netted his first goal of the season.
"Two of the best strikers missed crazy opportunities," Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas told a news conference. "It was a chaotic game."
United, who have won five games out of five, took just eight minutes to go ahead when Smalling headed in an Ashley Young free kick from the left but looked offside.
They doubled the score when Nani conjured a chance out of nothing, netting a scorcher from 25 metres out on 37 minutes after an excellent ball across the pitch from Jonny Evans.
The winger celebrated with a cartwheel and from then on United were free-wheeling as Rooney added a third on the stroke of halftime after the ball fell kindly as United took their chances while the visitors did not.
Chelsea, who had missed gilt-edged opportunities through Ramires and Torres, came out after the break knowing they needed to do something different and introduced forward Nicolas Anelka for midfielder Frank Lampard.
The substitution paid immediate dividends as the Frenchman put Torres through for a great finish with a flick of his foot as he notched just his second goal for the London club since his record 50 million pound ($78.97 million) move in January.
Torres had several opportunities as he suggested he was looking more like the player who had sparkled in his Liverpool days and not just because he had ditched his brunette locks in favour of a return to blonde.
He looked hungry going forward and twisted and turned to get himself into the right places in the box with just his final touch letting him down as he kept shooting wide and over.
Just how he managed to put the ball several metres wide when he had done all the hard work to get through the United defence and past keeper David De Gea will haunt him for some time as a chance he could have scored in his sleep.
Villas-Boas said he was delighted with the way his players had kept pushing after the "negative impact" of the halftime scoreline but it was counterpart Alex Ferguson who had the most to be happy about as United went two points clear at the top.
But the careless mistakes, such as Anderson passing straight to Chelsea players several times, stuck in his mind.
"We gave the ball away so many times and they kept counter attacking and they could have scored two or three in the first half," Ferguson said.
"We should have finished it off with the opportunities we had but it was a fantastic game ... I think we created a bit more and got into good areas especially with Nani and (Ashley) Young. The Nani goal was an unbelievable finish. At the end of the day we were great at times but then we were careless."
One of their sloppiest moment came in the 55th minute when a grinning Rooney stepped up to take a penalty, awarded after Jose Bosingwa had tripped Nani who had just hit the woodwork, and landed on his bottom when his left leg gave way as he took it.
Reminiscent of when Chelsea's John Terry slipped and hit the post in the penalty shootout between the sides in the 2008 Champions League final, the ball this time ended up several metres to the right of the post.
Rooney thus missed the chance to take his goal tally into double figures, although he has nevertheless enjoyed a remarkable start where he as scored in every league game so far this season.
He also had plenty of chances to make it three league hat-tricks in a row, hitting the post from a few metres out in the 77th minute.
Another black cloud on an otherwise sunny day at Old Trafford was the departure of Javier Hernandez to a leg injury in the second half after a late tackle by Ashley Cole which earned the defender only a yellow card and no penalty.
The Mexican, who had a quieter than usual day, limped off the field and his manager was less than impressed with what he called a "shocking tackle" by Cole.
Ferguson said Hernandez, who only returned to the starting lineup last week after concussion, could be out for two or three weeks. ($1 = 0.633 British Pounds)