Ryan Sidebottom capped a memorable year last night by being named England's "overpriced official mobile phone provider" Player of the Year.
Britain and the Netherlands have the fewest bank holidays among EU countries with just eight, compared with Spain and Portugal which have 14.
So Cowers would like to nominate today as a Ryan Sidebottom National Holiday.
So don your ginger wigs, roll over your left arm and tell your boss, you are going down the pub to celebrate.
Here's ten things you need to know to celebrate Ryan Sidebottom Day.
1) He has his own song, to the tune of Robin Hood:Read More »from National Ryan Day