Sometimes, certain situations need no explaining, and this is certainly the case with this story.
Manchester City knew exactly what they were inviting when they set up the #AskJesus Q&A – and they go it: 'bantz', in the extreme.
Here are some of the best tweets:
You fed 5,000 with five loaves and two fish, so why didn't you give Yaya a cake? #AskJesus
— Michael (@SouthernSofties) July 28, 2014
There was even reference to pre-historic banter.
#AskJesus back in the day, did you take part in prehistoric banter?
— The Football Front (@ReviewFootball) July 28, 2014
Someone took the opportunity to get some inter-club rivalry involved:
— Tralalalallana (@sam_LFC_) July 28, 2014
For those unaware, Liverpool fans call Robbie Fowler "God" - get it?
There were more dad jibes too:
This appears to have been the one sensible question:
Oh, Twitter, you never fail to disappoint.
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