Early Doors

Football Photoshop: Simeone Kills

Early Doors

Our resident Photoshop expert @BeardedGenius saw Atletico Madrid boss Diego Simeone evoke the spirit of Danny Trejo, the iconic hardman of cult classic "Machete Kills".

Simeone's attempt to maim Real Madrid defender Rafael Varane after a perceived slight was a shocking end to an enthralling Champions League final. And so Simeone is Machete Cortez, driven wild by a gang of arms dealers, goes on the rampage.

ED reckons the match was superior to the film, but that's for you to decide...

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