Wilfried Zaha demands satisfaction from his sports underwear.
Hence, the Manchester United winger, on loan at Cardiff, has an endorsement deal to be the face (and groin) of Gilmore Compression Shorts.
Created by a Harley Street doctor named O J A Gilmore, an expert on groin injuries, the compression garment is "scientifically designed to ensure support for the groin, hamstring and adductor areas."
You may also notice that it has a distinctive and hilarious design feature that gives fantastic "Pubic Symphsis" (i.e. "wang") support.
If you're looking for the full package to support your package, these shorts start at just £89.99.
"I wear the Gilmore Support Shorts to train in daily as part of my essential kit bag - they are exceptional," Zaha said.
Professional boxing champion Chas Symonds added of the underwear: "The support they give me makes me confident, to train harder, as I feel strong. I would recommend these shorts to anyone involved in sport."
And as for Britain's San Francisco NFL star Lawrence Okoye, he revealed: "I’ve benefitted massively from using this product, a real step forward for injury prevention."
Well, they really are something.
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