London -- After being linked with countless players this off-season, free-spending West Ham have decided that it was in the best interests of the club to buy every available Premiership player. "After being in negotiations with Kieron Dyer and Alan Smith," said biscuit magnate and West Ham owner, Eggert Magnusson, "we as a board decided that it was simply more efficient to sign everyone all at once, rather than conduct each negotiation separately."
"I guess it's my own fault," lamented Martin O'Neill. "I had the money, and should have thought of this plan myself. But it's a real opportunityRead More »from West Ham Buy Every Premiership Player