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Overreaction Theatre: Everton-Chelsea descends into basketball match

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Everton v Chelsea, August 30 2014

Everton v Chelsea, August 30 2014

Before Saturday's late Premier League kick-off between Everton and Chelsea, we have to admit that the seats at Overreaction Theatre were scarsely filled.

Then the game got underway.

[REPORT: CHELSEA WIN GOAL FEAST AT GOODISON]

[EVERTON v CHELSEA: RE-LIVE THE MADNESS]

Then Chelsea went 2-0 up after less than three minutes.

Then a downright-insane 10-minute spell led to 2-1 Chelsea becoming 5-3 Chelsea:

 

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And then... AND THEN... Diego Costa decided to score another late on to make it six.

Of course, poor old Fernando Torres was the first person many people thought of at this moment.

And the striker wasn't even in the country! He's in Milan completing his loan move to AC.

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Of course, a 6-3 Chelsea win is the perfect breeding ground for contradictory Jose Mourinho mocking!

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