The Rundown

19 faces you don’t want to see Roy Hodgson making tonight

The Rundown

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1. "This is your World Cup final, lads! What are you playing at?"

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2. "Why am I photoshopped on to Wembley circa 1966?"

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3. "Why did I take this job? WHY?"

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4. "At least the press won't overreact"

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5. "You've got to laugh, haven't you? Actually no, I suppose not."

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6. "Cheer up, boss - there's always the play-offs"

"Don't you touch me, Cashley"

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7. "Ref! Just give us a penalty or something, please..."

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8. "Alright lads, we're going to go in there Reservoir Dogs-style"

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9. "How much longer can this torture go on for?"

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10. "Something's not right... if only I could figure out what it is"

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11. "Sod it, get Rooney off. I'll do it myself"

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12. "All together now: Always look on the bright side of life, duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh duh-duh duh-duh..."

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13. "Get in the onion bag! What do you mean, offside?"

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14. "If you're up there, I could do with some help big man..."

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15. "Like this, Joe! Just stick out an arm and save it!"

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16. "My name... is Neo!"

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17. "Oi, penalty taker! Don't let this put you off!"

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18. "Smalling and Lescott? SMALLING AND LESCOTT? When I get back home, Rio's gonna get a phone call."

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19. "One goal. That's all I asked for. One flipping goal."

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