"England gave the world football. Then, 50 years later, some guy came along and said, 'You're liars', and they actually stole it. It was called FIFA. Fifty years later, another gang came along called UEFA and stole a bit more." - Premier League chairman Sir Dave Richards at a conference in Qatar. He later apologised for his "light-hearted" comments, despite the fact that he almost certainly meant every word.
"In our country and in Germany, we have a culture. We call it, 'We would like to go for a pint', and that pint is a pint of beer. It is our culture, as much as your culture [in Qatar] isRead More »from Quotes of the Week: The Dave Richards comedy roadshow