Like your football opinions hard-hitting, ill-thought-out and ceaselessly xenophobic? Good. You're in the right place. Because ALEX NETHERTON is here to SHOUT the FACTS the others don't even have the BALLS to whisper. This is a spoof.
There is a long list of disgusting, traitorous acts in football. In fact, not just in football, but the wider institution of sport. You can conjure up many of them without much thought at all. There’s Luis Figo leaving Barcelona to join the Galactico project at Real Madrid. There’s Ben Johnston cheating his fellow Olympians with a sustained programme of doping.Read More »from Makes You Think: Passionate Mike Ashley won't stand for Tim Krul nonsense