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  • A Yahoo! User Mar 13, 2010 23:13 Flag

    Dodgy Joke Of The Day....

    I used to date a girl with eczema...................................Cracking #$%$!!!!!

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    • Another dodgy joke.
      (to maintain political correctness I shall omit the nationalities of the 2 foreign doctors)

      Once upon a time... otside the maternity ward of a NHS hospital there were 2 XXXXXX doctors in heated discussion.

      One said to the other "I tell you it's WHOOOM"
      The other said "No! No! No! It's WHUOOOOMH"

      An English doctor is walking along the long corridor and comes within earshot of this exchange as he nears the 2 XXXXX doctors.

      As he gets nearer to the 2 foreign doctors the English doctor said: "Excuse me gentlemen, I think I can help - It;s womb, that's spelt W- O- M-B" and politely nodded and walked on down the corridor past the 2 foreign doctors. To which one of the XXXXXX doctors said to the other "Whats the F*ck does he know about buffaloes farting under water?"

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      • Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine

        which can see 100 years into the future.
        They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

        Barak goes first
        “What will the USA be like in 100 years time ?

        The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives

        him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under

        the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict,

        the economy is healthy. There are no worries.

        Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine,

        I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in

        100 years time?”

        The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

        But he's just staring at it.

        “Come on Gordon” says Barak, “What does it say”

        Gordon replies, “F****d if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”

    • I knew her Roy, like chucking a sausage up Broad Street. !