Following a tragic accident Arsene Wenger Alec Ferguson and Jose Mourinho end up at the Pearly Gates....just go with me for a bit ..please
As St Peter is on his way back from Glastonbury God himself invites them in to state their cases for entrance. ' Give me three things that you consider greatest in humanity' he says Wenger scratches his chin pulls a long face, yes that long face, and says ' Honour Honesty and Humility' God laughs a heartly laugh , think Brian Blessed in an echo chamber, and invites him in. Sir Alec steps up, checks his watch, chews gum, yes that gum, and says ' Passion, Courage and Commitment' God lays an almighty hand , get it, on his back and says ' Go on in my son' All this time Mourinho is staring at God in an angry fashion, which concerns the deity ' Before your three virtues, tell me my little friend what is it that disturbs you?' God asks Jose looks at him and says ' Why are you sitting in my seat you #$%$'?