We are acting on Behalf of Liverpool Football Club and are pleased to offer the following Post.
Liverpool FC are pleased to offer the position of Manager to the candidate who could meet our stringent requirements.
The Applicant must be fluent in Spanish, Finish, Slovakian, Danish, Brazilian Portuguese, Hebrew, Norwegian, Dutch, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Moroccan & Scouse.
We can offer the successful applicant a very attractive package, the Uniform is Provided as is all Lunches ( as much scouse as you can stomach). A Convertible Company Car is provided as we have a Open Top Bus doing Nothing.
The Applicant must be aware the position is a Part Time position, as Liverpool tend to participate in only one competition per season, and the Holiday package is truly exceptional as you will get all of May off.
The successful applicant can also rest assured of funding to purchase new players, as we have matched and even surpassed competitors in this sector for many years.
The Salary for the successful applicant would be made up of US Dollar, Saudi Riyal and Car Stereos.
We Look Forward to Receiving you're application, and please confirm the source where you seen this ad, whether it be the Echo, Prison Bulletin Board, Local Free Paper, Etc, Etc.