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  • Andy Andy Dec 30, 2008 20:02 Flag

    Gerrard Arrested........

    Presuming he is convicted and meaningfully sentenced, I'll need to know what prison he'll serve time in so I can put a few quid on that prison's footy team winning the Prisons FA Cup. They'd probably win it with a penalty given in the 94th minute after an outrageous dive by Gerrard. If he's sensible, I reckon it will be the only time he'll be willing to lie down in the vicinity of other prison inmates though!

    On a serious note, I wonder whether this is going to adversely affect Gerrard's form and the RS's title push. Here's hoping....