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  • John John Nov 16, 2007 06:01 Flag

    YNWA is OUR SONG!!!

    It's a similar claim to the fact that although Chuck Norris was the first to make the roundhouse kick popular, Eric Cantona really made it his own.


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    • Now that I can't argue with. No-one could take down a fan like Cantona!

    • Speaking of Chuck Norris - did you now his tears cure cancer?

      Too bad he never cries...

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      • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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        There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

        Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

        Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

        Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

        Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

        Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

        There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

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        Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

        Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

        Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

        Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

        Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

        Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

        Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

        Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

        Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship