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Have you noticed that whenever we loose, which isn't very often.
We get all these sad gits gloating.
They must sit waiting for the match just so they can come on here and gloat.
I'll bet a good 5% of our viewing figures are down to these poor souls.
They must get so disappointed when game after game we win.
Just visiting - it would be nice tobe in your shoes. As I've said before you can change your house or car even your wife but your club no, even after three 0-4 results on the bouce WHU for fifty years. Hope one of you four "big clubs" win Europe.
Seriously? That last message just wasn't clear enough for you? Your comprehension abilities are that poor? How are you able to even turn on a computer? Is this just some weird version of the 'million monkeys with typewriters' thing, and you're really just randomly bashing the keyboard, with coherent messages appearing purely by coincidence?
If you really want pictures, post your address, and tell me what medium you prefer: pencil and ink, acrylics, watercolours, oil, pastels, charcoal, chalk, collage or computer-aided design? I could maybe knock up a Flash animation if that would help, as I'm sure you've got a pretty limited attention span. In fact, if you've made it through to the end of this message without being distracted by something shiny, good for you! I'll send you a gold star.
No, you didn't. Umm, did you actually READ what I said?
OK, laying it out again, using small words:
One of you ('Cluck Cluck') made the joke about Ian being a rent boy;
One of you (you) asked about a phone number for Yahoo (pure genius, BTW);
I confused the two of you;
You pointed it out;
I said you were right and explained that I find cretins like you and cluck hard to tell apart;
Then you, apparently, felt the need to highlight just how thick you are
... Which brings us back to here. Do you... do you need me to explain with pictures?
yes, let's do that. When reporting his posts say:
-repeated threatening behaviour against several innocent posters,
-refuses to discuss football since his team got knocked out of the FA cup
-brings the overall IQ of the forum down by 50 points
-prances around on the board selling his ass to the lowest bidder
Hopefully that should do it!
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