Nah! None of you chumps could ever wind me up, not on your best day!
Can you remember when I wound you up though? To the point of losing the plot? All because I got your favourite profile deleted! Hahahahahaa
Do you remember when you yabbered on about me hacking your account, which I hadn't, and how you were getting the internet police to come and get me? Hahahaha What a total MUG I made of you, like so many of your fellow manUre dipsticks before you!
Funnily enough I did watch the match Ian, and manUre played ever so well and punished Chelsea's defensive errors, what do you want me to say here, as I can't take anything away from the players on the pitch...
...but the manUre fans like you still make me laugh, and you certainly didn't go to Old Trafford today, did you? PLASTIC FAN!!! Hahahahahaha