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United - the UNHAPPY club
Man Ure plastics and fair-weather gloryhunters
In light of the shameful ongoing “will they won’t they stay” sagas of Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez (yawnnn), one burning question has to be asked.
WHY is it that top class players never seem to be happy at United and invariably NEVER stay at the club, leaving under a huge DARK CLOUD!
Let’s look at the overwhelming evidence
Best – QUIT the club at only 27 after bad treatment forced him to hit the bottle and went to Fulham, where he later said he enjoyed the BEST TIME of his career… at Craven Cottage, winning no honours!
Cantona – retired at only 30 after Man Ure got hammered in the CL and has moaned about the club ever since
Stam – Stupidly sold to Italy in his prime after slamming United and Red Nose in his book.
Keane – Unceremoniously offloaded to Celtic after slamming Man Ure players and the prawn sandwich brigade at OT.
Beckham – Got bigger than the club, was violated by Red Nose and left for the mighty REAL MADRID under a storm of negative publicity for Man Ure.
Van Nistlerooy – one of the top poachers of all time, benched for no reason and left OT grumbling… for the mighty REAL MADRID
Forlan – Hated the club, fans and the city of manc-hester, then turned from a United FLOP into a goal scoring MACHINE in Spain overnight. Funny that!
Barthez – After a decent start his career at United turned into a NIGHTMARE and he was sent packing in favour of ROY CARROLL (haha). Only at Man Ure could a World Cup winning goalie see his career RUINED like that. No wonder he hates the club.
Add to this the likes of Ince, Cole, Yorke, Sherringham and soon to be Anderson, Ronaldo and Tevez and it’s clear to see that not ONE of the above was (or is) happy at United. All left under a cloud and moved on to other clubs or retired when in reality these players should’ve been at Man Ure until the very end of their careers.
With the show pony and Mutley BOTH saying they want to move on and even a donkey like Anderson saying “his dream is to be coached by the special one and play in ITALY” - surely this means that Man U is nothing but a second rate club and a stepping stone to greener pastures for the game’s elite.
I know it and you know it. The difference is, I accept it and you deluded t*ssers don’t…
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Sepp, the Pens won game 6. The only ice you know is the ice you put on your dick after fucking a sheep, or your brother. Now don't make an ass of yourself, trying to show everyone how much you know about everything. Your knowledge of football is limited at best, and you know nothing about any other sport. There the bait, does the little fish Sepp bite??? Here fishy fishy.....
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Wow!!! United a feeder club for RM???
Couldn't be any truer could it?
Fancy a FEEDER club selling THREE so-called BIG players in Becks, Nistelrooy and Heinze and then go on to the semi-final of the Champions League, WIN it the next year and into another final the following year whilst the PARENT club continued to struggle in the same competition even with those three on board.....
United a feeder club??? Yes they are, aren't they???...... Hahahaha......
And what are your qualifications, Sepp??? If you have such a "great football mind", why would you be posting on these boards with the commoners??? When it comes to football, you're a tremendous slouch, Sepp. Don't ever sell yourself short.........
Speaking of the circus, Sepp, your mother the bearded lady called and she needs you to stop at the store to pick up tampons for her. Also, she said that rash on your penis you got from the dog-faced boy is contagious, and she doesn't want you wrestling with him in the nude anymore......
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