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Following the superb signings of Carlos 'the jackal' Tevez and Emanuel ‘the poacher’ Adebayor over at Middle Eastlands™, I was looking (in awe) at the current Citeh squad today and all I can say is... Wow!
It immediately dawned on me that this new EPL financial POWERHOUSE™ led by ex-Man Ure legend Mark Hughes has assembled a BETTER squad this off season than cross city rivals United have left at their skinflint disposal following the HUMILIATING exit of Cristiano Ronaldo, along with Tevez, Campbell and Eckersley.
Here are the true FACTS - read it and WEEP plastic Mancs™
Man Ure strikers...
Gooney (if he even gets off left wing)
Berba (sold a pup™) "He's sh.it" - Ronaldo
Macheda (one goal wonder)
Welbeck (powderpuff CC player)
Citeh strikers from...
Robinho (worldclass Brazilian)
Santa Cruz (proven EPL quality at only 17 mill)
Tevez (proven quality.. at WHU and looking for revenge)
Adebayor (proven top EPL scorer)
Bojinov (underrated quality)
Benjani (proven EPL scorer)
Bellamy (proven EPL quality - ex LFC!)
Add to this quality MIDFIELD marvels like BARRY, IRELAND, ELANO, PETROV, SWP and young Michael Johnson and Citeh p*ss all over aging, second-rate Man U (Park, Anderson, Scholes, O'Shyte anyone? thought not)
With seasoned defenders such as Bridge (title winner), Dunne, Ben Haim and Micah Richards in the mix, a potential worldclass holding player in KOMPANY and brilliant veteran goalie SHAY GIVEN, plus the two best young keepers in the game, future ENGLAND NUMBER ONE Joe Hart and Kasper Schmeichel (son of City legend Peter), it's plain to SEE for all those with an unbiased brain that the future of Manchester is most certainly blue... SKY BLUE.
Idiots, plastics and losers ---- City are already BETTER than United this off season and with the city of Manc-chester already swamped in BLUE, i fully expect them to usurp Man Ure as a top four club. As do YOU scared little plastic sheep, and you damn well know it.
Oh dear - feeding time at the zoo today i see with two butchy boi ids and the spamming moron 'pasty girl-zer' CLEARLY rattled about Citeh just like Blubbernose, who can't stop whinging about them in fits of jealousy....... It's all so reminiscent of when SVEN came onboard and DESTROYED the Newton Heath w@nkers twice in one season.... LOVE IT!™
Keep SWEATING and Discussing ladies™
You stoop to new depths of fascile and utterly pathetic posting.
Congratulations on finally posting enough cr@p to warrant being placed on ignore.
Christ your parents must be so disappointed with what they produced.
You give retards a bad name.
Ahahahaha - AHAHAHAHA I think i just cracked a rib LAUGHING so hard at this no-life poof. GOOD - put me on ignore like the coward you are Christine. In fact let me help you *click*
Good fcuking riddance to yet another Man Ure plastic consumed by JEALOUSY and unable to accept the TRUTH that the future of Manchester is SKY BLUE,
Rubbing further salt into YOUR wounds i can now exclusively reveal that KOLO TOURE is in talks with the richest club in world football and if Citeh get JOLEON LESCOTT into the fold as desired by Sparkey - it's GOODBYE top four to Man Ure!
Although their attack is the best in PL, their defence is a shambles with Richards (poor postional sense), Onuha, Zabaleta (a winger) so I dont tink they can knock The big four out. Unless they seriously reshape their defence. Maybe they can do it the following season. The only way they can get to the top four is the Manchester-United-being-shit way, which could very well happen. They definatly have a better squad than the Manc rejects do...
I also love how hippocritical they are. They criticize my club for producing youth and say its a bad idea and that everybody is unproven but when it comes to their youth, they say how amazing their youngsters are going to be follwed by a rather queer "THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT, THE FUTURE IS UNITED!!!!!"
Who do you support again?
FFS, Risker, do you not read what is posted?
"They criticize my club for producing youth and say its a bad idea and that everybody is unproven ..." - we criticise (note the 's'; are you American then?) the spin that Arsenal fans give because your youth policy doesn't work very well. Just how many have you had progress to your first team in the last 10 years?
I'm talking about now. If you want to talk about history go a few boards up to the Liverpool one - they have plenty of it
But to answer your question...Upson, Bentley, Muamba, Harper, Cole, Hoyte
Name a few of yours?
You're talking about now?
You bought Upson for £2m in 1997 and he left in 2003 after playing around 50 games and no goals.
Muamba was born in Kinshasa; is that a London suburb?
Wiki says Bentley made ONE, yes ONE, appearance in the league for Arsenal.
Good to see Arsenal giving their young players a chance.
Since 1997 United has O'Shea, Fletcher, Pique, Rossi, Richardson, Shawcross, Higginbotham, Eckersley, Healey, Bardsley, Eagles - and I'm not even trying.
Citeh strikers from...
Robinho (failed to make the grade at real madrid where he had a reputation as a party animal)
Santa Cruz (injury prone and played only 29 games last season)
Tevez (lots of energy but a poor goals to games ratio)
Adebayor (lazy and a troublemaker which is why Wenger was keen to get rid of him and why no other club wanted him despite his agent attemps to hawk him around the best clubs in Europe)
Bojinov (unknown, unproven)
Benjani (wouldn`t make most fans list of top EPL goalscorers)
Bellamy (failed to make the grade at liverpool and a known troublemaker)
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