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A prince among men. A fair and completely completely beyond a shadow of a doubt fair and aboveboard reporter of the facts , with never a view slanted in favour of his ex-team. What a totally unbiased unreproachably honest and fair judge of the way things are......who never never never ever ever puts his former team first and always always ALWAYS tries to be fair and impartial. Why he has never never NEVER once written an article that even SLIGHTLY portrays man u in even a slightly favourable light because he's so fearful of being called unbiased. What a prince.What a true bastion of the whole real TRUTH. This guy is such a fine fine fine example of everything that man u represents , whatever that is.
This wonderful , unbiased , honest , completely unafiliated holy man should be knighted for his sevices. What a shining jewel of man u's legacy. He represents all that man u stands for. In fact , the Queen should quit and Paul Parker should be acclaimed as the new Queen.
But my goodness , could his former newsrag / media band of underhanded , sniping , weaseling , lying , butt-kissing cretins get by without their leader?
paul manUre parker. com