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Well , he is an ogre. And ogres eat children. And lurk in the woods. There are pictures of him lurking in the woods.
And reportedly there are pictures of him eating a grannie.
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Alright Al ( do you mind if I call you Al , Al? ) If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long-lost pal. No , wait , thats Paul Simon.
I think you should ask the wizard for a midfielder , Al. The courage , brains , and heart have never been highly rated by fergie at any rate. Yep , get the poor old sot a midfielder and I reckon he'll be doing multiple orgasms even whilst he drinks scotch.
I wish you a solid second place in all competitions Al.
your pal , fester.