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  • Ultimate ABU Ultimate ABU Aug 12, 2012 18:49 Flag

    More silverware for City!

    Just think, if Man U have a similar season to last season then they'll not even have the "we won the Charity Shield" bragging rights this time around!

    More Silverware won by Manchester City on "Fergie's Watch" - I bet he's gutted too!

    Of course the Charity Shield won't matter to any of you knobheads now, especially since it's not Moanchester not-so-United winning it!


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    • Oh a post heckling others about what time of day they've been posting, that's rich coming from slaphead Harris who posts at all hours of the day, 24/7.


    • How's that pub in Earl's court doing 'frank' ? You know the one where you were posting from . Is it still open at 3.17 in the mornings ?

    • How come this thread has not been deleted? Where are the Jambo bros.? LOL

    • ...DUST IS A PLACE!

      Slaphead's deceased mother is currently there!

      She's says there's no PG Tips and the worms tickle as they wiggle around inside her dead flange.

      I know, that's sick...but hey! "DUST IS A PLACE!"

    • Dust is a...?!!! LMFAO! English what?!! Stop, ABU, STOP! I can't take it anymore.....

    • Yup, that's slaphead's band Swim playing that out of tune rubbish with him wobbling his baldy old head around shouting "DUST IS A PLACE!"

      Accroding to him, he also supposedly doubles up as an English teacher but pretty much anyone can do that after doing one of those easy TEFL courses.

      He'll be lucky if he scrapes 10 Euro an hour doing that, that's IF he does that?


    • Electro-pop? Swim? I just checked it out, mate, and couldn't stop laughing!! Are you serious?! Harris calls herself a musician?? My sides!!! ROTFLMAO!!!

    • Hissy Pishtopher is the so-called hard as nails black US Navy Seal who was personally trained by Sifu Wong Kiew Ki a Shoalin Monk and is also into Caribbean weddings

      Botch is the old grot who lives in Oz who once reckoned he chinned Lee Bowyer although this story has changed on numerous occasions, he also claims to own backpackers beach bars in Thailand and will unleash on the FBI on you should you nick one of his Yahoo IDs.

      Slaphead Harris is a deluded old baldy who has a naff electro-pop band called Swim (which you can find on MySpace) that played a gig in a record shop in Marseille to a crowd of seven people, he got really ratty a while back whilst he gave up smoking, he probably did lots of acid in the 60s and his mother recently snuffed it.

      Knobheads - all three of them...

    • I know that Fab calls them the Jambo brothas, but which is which? Is Pishtopher the dirty old paedo in the outback that likes to phish e-mails and calls up people's kids? Or is he the 'alleged' navy seal and pretend n188er? Oh wait, isn't there also a 'chinned Lee Bowyer' in the mix? Or are they all the same?

      The only one I know is that blad middle-aged loser trying to think he's a musician, and who's married to some French muslim sl@g. I LedMAO when he was outed here and his pics and videos posted. Who has the link? Haha Ian "Porch Monkey" Harris, the loser.

    • The posts will probably mysteriously vanish by the morning!

      It just depends which of the huffier of the Man U knobheads are online.

      Of course, Kung Fu Pishtopher will be reporting these posts within seconds of them getting posted...

      ...and giving it the old one star rating!

      I think he's the only one who actually gives a stuff about these ratings? I give all the ABU posts 5 stars just because I know it'll annoy him even more! HAHAHAHAHAA

      Ey Pishtopher Pops!!! LMFAO

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