Yes it's the end of the january transfer window and latest news is that the missing Rikki and his wookie sidekick Christopher were reportedly seen hovering outside the Etihad stadium licking the glass doors in a failed bid to sign up with the BIGGEST club on Manchester.
You just can't trust a southern glory supporter can you folks!?!?!
Do you go to sleep thinking about what you are going to post first thing in the morning? Is it like Xmas day when you were a kid, you're too excited to sleep? What a way to start the day, all wound up because your own team is crap whilst united are running away with it again. What a sad existence you lead!