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A manchester united fan decides to top himself.In his living room.
Alone, he prepares to hang himself.
At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full manchester united kit as his last statement.
A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident through the window, informs the police.
On arrival, the police quickly remove the manchester united kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders.
The neighbour, totally confused asks the police why they've done this?
The policeman simply replies, "it's to help avoid embarrassing his family."