"How do you know butch, or anyone spends 24/7 on these boards mr #$%$ piggy , who pretends to live 15 mins from SJP, but, or so it says, lives in France ? . Oh yeah, you get a private jet over every time."
You'll just have to take it that I just know these things Alopecia Harris, just like I know you're a sad old wrinkly slaphead who spends most of his time online looking for a Russian Bride.
You mustn't travel a great deal if you think it's some sort of big adventure to get from the South of France over to Newcastle upon Tyne? Just so you know, I commute between the two places fairly often, unfortunately I don't have my own private jet like you claim but I do accrue plenty of Air Miles and use them, you savvy?