Remember to always vote Conservative, as they look after all of us highly educated, mixed race people who support Manchester United, especially if you're interested in Socialism, feminism and transgendered issues.
Het look, the fake Wise Son is taking my tips. Now if he can just improve his generally poor standard of English, he might have a decent impression.
Still, it's flattering to have a fan.
Huh, I misspelled "hey" as "het". I'm sure the fake Wise Son will appreciate it.