This may come as a surprise to you but I am a lifelong Man Utd fan. Buttuglypigfecker, if you want people to be civil to you, then stop posting complete garbage! Do you want to hear of an intelligent Geordie, then consider Professor Higgs of Higgs-Boson fame, or the Stephenson's, there are many others but you are so stupid you probably haven't heard of them. I saw the Oink Oink on your post, perhaps your boyfriend is complaining about the shortness of your equipment, it may need more than half an inch! Now tell me uglybuttfecker, what is your claim to fame, did you once appear on crimewatch for snatching sweets from a kid or is it better than that, did you appear on some UK Border Agency wanted poster as an illegal immigrunt, and did you hand yourself in, hoping to claim the reward? I've just thought I'd better be careful you might hit me with your handbag or scratch my eyes out!