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Couldnae believe it someone upstairs told mae they'd decided to appoint sound engineer to sort out the quietness in the stadium (on matchdays wouldya believe?)
What a loada tripe. They're gonns pay these people 1000's of pounds to sort out the problem - I ll tell ye what it is for nothing or maybe a case or two of you know waht.. Its because the stadium if full of hangers on, corporate glory ticket holders, gravy train riders who are too busy eatin their prawn sandwiches and quaffing champagne tae be interupted using their breaths to shout on the team.. as Roy used tae say ye get nothin oot of them unless were 5 goals up - if their struggling ye canna hear a peep..
One things sure that when the noisy neighbours come across tomorrow... there'll be nothin wrong with the acoustics.. Scientific fact no. 1. Prawns don't make much noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shiver me timbers! Ole pirate face is back for another flogging he must have picked up a dose of scurvy from her who’s known as ‘Thar She Blows’. Quick lads splice the main brace and send this pirate ABU to the poop deck and prepare him to kiss the gunner's daughter the poxy sea dog and then send him to meet Jack Ketch.... or better still make him live with the boring Pixie for the rest of his wretched days, which would be a far more fitting punishment.
Yo-ho-ho’d....My Self Laughing