And here it is, hilarious stuff; http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/mb/;_ylt=AlDU6E4DBZUxBinfdSqgPZjUAygB;_ylu=X3oDMTFhb2Nna29nBG1pdANNZXNzYWdlIGJvYXJkBHBvcwM2BHNlYwNNZWRpYU1zZ0JvYXJkcw--;_ylg=X3oDMTFlMTluMDVoBGludGwDZ2IEbGFuZwNlbi1nYgRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdAMEcHQDc2VjdGlvbnM-;_ylv=3?&bn=37a5f925-9c89-36bb-a3aa-ee8b56c54c53&tid=1367309999311-3e8ba0aa-0b17-4662-bc0d-1ac4229d0b9c&tls=la%2Cd%2C0
"Oh dear, here he is, crying again, hoping someone, anyone will believe him!
This idiot Geordie has been on here since 2005, he's made 27,000+ posts under more than 25 different IDs, all the same bad grammar and spelling, and all with the same post.
He has lied about looking like Van Helsing, lied about being 6ft 6ins, lied about beating up EIGHT United supporters in a bar, lied about all the good looking women that stop him in the street and give him their phone number, lied about the houses he owns, lied about living in the South of France ..... and much more ..... and had a new one ripped for him by DOZENS of United supporters!
He has been so humiliated that he disappears for months at a time, then turns up with a new ID crying, "I bet Butch thinks I'm Geordie bloke!"
He craves my attention, and hates it that I ignore him, he wishes he was me, wishes he'd done what I've done, been where I've been, and own what I own .... a real Geordie wannabe!
YOU live in a dirty, run-down excuse for a city, Wannabe, I live on one of the best beaches in the world, in a house you could only dream of owning, the sun comes up over the Pacific Ocean every morning and streams into my bedroom, the sun comes up over the local gasworks and wakes you up!!
I'm back on Rinjani in August, Geordie Wannabe, and I'm going to write you a little message from the rim of the volcano, just for you, something along the line of "ALL Geordies are UGLY!" ... (Watch Geordie Shore if you don't believe me!)
Now, creep back into your hole, before someone else does what I do all the time, and ridicules you!"
Crikey Butch, that was almost an essay, it looks like I've caused you to blow a fuse!
Easy old fella, you'll end up having a stroke or a heart attack at this rate!
LMFAO - Butch the wannabe Aussie, always getting OWNED BY A GEORDIE!