My favourite is Fergie's quote about the Man U home fans;
"We have people coming here to admire the scenery and enjoy their crisps."
LMFAO - Fergie's right, your fans are shyte!
Then his all time classic;
"Do you think I would get into a contract with that mob. Jesus Christ, no chance. I wouldn’t sell them a virus."
PMSL - before Fergie went ahead and sold Ronaldo to Real Madrid.
I noticed they've left out all his embarrassing ones, like when Fergie claimed RvP could have been killed by a football hitting his head etc..etc...etc ROTFFLMFAO!!!
Fergie DIDN'T sell RM a virus, did he ? He sold them a player, and made a £ 67 million profit. I like the "We're going to knock those f*****s off their perch" Chateauneuf Uni are stuck with Pardew for another 7 years.
Personally I like....'Drink! Drink! BBC C*nts!Drink!Mobster c*nts!Drink!'