Do you want a personal video dedicated to you on a beach in Asia and then posted on YouTube?
Then feel free to get in touch, I know a fruity old plum sucker who reckons he can do these no bother!
I'm still waiting for my personal video from a beach in Bali off the dirty old Orungutan fiddler!
You know what, I'm still waiting for that personal video from a beach in Bali!
Still waiting for the details of my real identity to be posted all over this forum.
There's still no sign of the FBI coming to get me either.