Not content with just having the one, Slurguson releases a second autobiography to rake in more cash!
Is there no end to this man's greed?
What a waste of good paper, it would have been better off as bog roll.
I hope he doesn't do a talking book version, nobody would understand a word of what he was mumbling on about.
"What a waste of good paper, it would have been better off as bog roll"
...then you're more the fool for having bought the book in the first place...you could always shred it and use it for your litter..
...you forgot to sign off with your trademark grunting and oinking...Mr OINK OINK ?
...I just know you're poised...you poor little needy, neglected, piglet ...;(
Where exactly did I say that I bought the book?
Oh, that's right, I didn't say that!
Learn to read properly, thicko!