My Chinese neighbour told me he'd just opened a "Crows shop".
I said, "Don't you mean a clothes shop?"
He said, "A Crows shop!"
I said, "OK, I might pop down for a Rook."
Call Of Duty, certificate 18.
Join the army at 16, get a couple years practice.
I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween.
None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that giant pumpkin.