She drops her pie.
Why is Geordie’s mam like a washing machine?
They both drip when they are f****d.
What does Geordie's mam use for protection when having sex?
A bus shelter.
What does Geordie’s mam do with her #$%$***ole before having sex?
She takes him down the pub and gets him pi$$ed.
Hmmm....you not talking football today then glory boy?
Now I wonder why that is!