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I wonder how many drunken Moanchester Ushyted fans dialled up 999 demanding that Greater Manchester Police put them through on the phone to old Slurguson, after last night's shyte performance?
LMFAO - that was still one of the funniest things to happen ever after 5under1and DUMPED Moanchester Ushyted out of the League Cup, Moanchester Ushyted fans are a bunch of plonkers!
"Hello,?..... Sir Alex Slurguson here, ....who's calling Sir GOD, ..... och aye the noooo " ?,
Hiyer Sir, It's me Rikki... You remember me Sir....Rikki Altree, Paul Freebody's ex-employee....the hero that chinned Lee Bowyer...the head Orangutan spotter"
"Get off your knees Rikki.."
"it's about David Moyes, Sir God....."...."I can do a better job than him Sir God...Ask anyone...."