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Quote taken from today's England training camp
"Meanwhile, breaking news: Green returned to England training yesterday, had 300 shots fired at him and didn't let in a single goal. Today, however, he and Emile Heskey will join the rest of the squad for a full session. "
Ho Ho Ho !!....I wonder if it was Goalking Emile himself who took those 300 shots!, no wonder calamity Robert didn't let in a shot...Old Emile couldn't hit a barn door at 10 paces anyway ! What a way to boost Greens confidence eh !....no goals against Emile 'Groundhog' Heskey.
Thank God you lot own him, we need goals next season...
Fancy selling us Gabby ?
Well if it had been me I would have taken Gabby and left Carrick at home. Carrick has performed poorly every time I have seen him play, Gabby's pace would just scare some of them to death. i think we don't have enough strikers if Rooney gets injured and Wright Phillips has yet to really shine in any England appearance for my money
I can reveal that all 300 were from Heskey
From the penalty spot
Green was blindfolded
One hand tied behind his back
And someone spun him round 100 times first
Heskey is said to be well chuffed...................As 2 of his shots almost shaved the outside of the post??