Hahahaha Jason! We've been linked to Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all, the world and his wife and any number of others you might like to come up with!
Suspect Ramos may dip into the transfer window come Jan to hopefully find us another defender/defensive midfielder.
Not sure about Morientes - he's a good player and maybe it's just that he needs the right team around him to blossom but certainly didn't manage it with the Scousers. He could be a good addition to the side but it'll depend on how Bent and Pav gel in the meantime. The jury's out on this one for the time being.