What titebuttoks failed to mention was his kickabout was actually his first sexual experience where he gave a #$%$ to cantona for 5 mins, we know what these french are like for kissing other men & how man united fans are c*cksuckers.
i gather some geordie bloke musta kicked your skull in at some point in a nightclub?(regarding the disco remark) must have been trying to suck him off aswell, we're not fond of pooftas here.
explains why your eyes were glued to ronaldo on sunday, probably want a taste of his tackle aswell, did watching his 'titebuttoks' do it for you?
tiswaz - little lads getting covered in white liquid whilst laughing and giggling.