Bondi beach perish the thought..........now Monty's bar in Sydney was a good watering hole. And Shirley the shore bosun used to do amazing tricks with a bottle of beer. I've been to such exotic places as Port Dampier, Headland, Port Pirie, Whyalla and even Newcastle over there.
If you really insist I will tell you about the countries I have visited in Africa, South America, Asia, been to the old USSR, the Middle East, North America, Europe, West Indies. Take your pick. Not that I expect you to believe me of course, an honest person would, perhaps.
Now I really would like to get back to football matters. You've managed to drag this thread off track, possibly because you had no answer to the questions I have posed. As you can see I've refrained from using the word that offended you so much, when referring to your football team. Answers please, chop chop.
Oh by the way feel free to highlight any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors..............I suppose it gives you a small amount of comfort, knowing that I'm not perfect. Superior, to you, yes obviously. Perfect, modesty does not allow it.