Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. Guido, I wana' you lissina me. I wana' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 Revolver so you will always remember me.""But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?""You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you Gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a Couple of bambinos ""Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed With another man..."Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"