Couldn't help but enjoy Ole Gunnar Solskjaer turning down the Aston Villa job. They've held a place in my affections right next to the likes of Middlesbrough ever since a dark day in May 09 when they were far, far too pleased that we got relegated. They even took the trouble to make a couple of great big banners the night before the match, just to rub it in. Was there ever bad blood between Newcastle and Aston Villa up to that point? Not that I'm aware of. So. Villa. Who's your next messiah? Ant or Dec?