Are you too small a person to admit United deserved to win the title and congratulate them?
You must really be hurting now. Maybe ask your mother to change your diaper since it seems you lost bladder control again.
Oh God blimey Govinda! One can only dream of equalling thy stature. I am in awe of the way you bend over for any United fan that passes by, splaying your bum cheeks wide apart and running your tongue around your lips in an alluring manner whilst tapping away at your keyboard at a furious rate, using every sexual innuendo in your, frankly limited vocabulary.
Oil yourself up Goviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda!! Go! Go!! Go!!!