......on the Bali bound back packer(humper) Rikki Altree. Last seen humping it over Gunung Raung mountain range, still miles from his destination and totally lost. A friend of mine who lives in Cooktown Queensland, who built a large white house on a hill overlooking the bay, said that someone matching his description, stop there and ask him the way to Amarillo(he was #$%$ at the time) so Ben (my mate) said he 'showed him the way to Amarillo' alright, and sent him packing on the road to Musgrave, a one horse town with one pub, miles from Cairns, called 'The Limp Wristed Dingo' a real dog of a place. Ben said he nearly wet
himself laughing watching him go with his bandy little legs, shorts and his swag on his back. He reckons, we've got a live one there. Truth be known...
According to latest sightings, Rick is camped out in the back yard, under .a banana tree, with a few cans of Queensland cats p..ss, and his lap top(that's a laugh. Should be 'belly top') Trying to find a wifi hotspot to keep us informed, and amused
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