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  • The Alcoholic Brown Family The Alcoholic Brown Family Nov 24, 2013 15:47 Flag

    The Londoners .... formally Dodgybanana, now Baldrick, Jacob, Jack S, Sandra, and the now defunct Nabby.

    Been reading his post history, the lies about having mates in Urunga, the 'Graingers', members of the bowls club who nobody there has heard of; the email address he gave me of this non-existent mate who would confirm who he, (Dodgybanana), was, that came back as a false address; the house he helped build on the Pacific Highway that wasn't really on the highway but he doesn't remember where it was; the speed camera right on the edge of town he didn't know was there.

    Then there was the Bondi tram that hasn't run for decades before he pretends he was here; his claiming Canberra was in NSW; saying the second largest city in NSW, Newcastle, wasn't a city.

    He then claimed he was shipwrecked off the coast of Vietnam during the war, picked up by an Australian ship and taken to Freemantle. Turns out it was an American patrol boat who picked up the survivors, all Asian, no Europeans.

    Then it was a hospital ship he worked on as a doctor in Vietnam, again during the war, turns out all the crew were German and the captain, still around, confirmed by email that no Englishman worked on the ship.

    The truth is, he's now a yank, he married a yank and lives in Colorado, unable to return to the UK, or anywhere else, because he doesn't have a pot to ƥĭŝŝ in!

    The funniest part about it is the denial, like when he woke up in the middle of the night to make a post, (out of date), about the cricket ... he forgot to check the time in England, 11:50AM, before claiming he got up in the middle of the night so couldn't be expected to know the score!

    I have to admit though, he is a constant source of amusement, under all his ID's, all posted in the same style, and all with the same spelling and grammar mistakes.

    Keep up the good work, idiot, and get the missus back here, she's as funny as you!