The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Man.Utd will win a trophy this year." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Trouble is since city beat united 5-1 united have beat city 5-0
At least we can write a sentence without resorting to profanites!
sounds about right! may borrow it at some point, go the blues
Ohhh now there are three blue retards. Not bad!