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#$%$ off with arrogant Yanks?
Sick of their #$%$?
Follow this easy program to relieve anger.
1. Go for a very spicy curry and wash down with large quantities of beer.
2. Buy a Stars and Stripes Flag from anywhere retarded enough to sell, wipe curry stains onto flag then leave until morning
3. Upon waking up - you will feel the immense need to go toilet - BE SURE TO PLACE YOUR FLAG INSIDE THE TOILET BEFORE #$%$
5. Wipe #$%$ with flag
6. put on some gloves
7. remove flag from toilet
8. Douse with Petrol