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Last night as I slept thieves broke into my house. They stole my wallet containing credit cards, my driving licence and some cash. Also my wife's jewellery and other valuables. In the morning as soon as I realised what had happened I went straight to the local police station and gave myself up. "Why," asked the sergeant somewhat bemused, "Are you turning yourself in when it was your house that was broken into and your belongings that were stolen?" "Because I'm a Ferrari fanatic," I answered simply. "Aaah," said the sergeant throwing a knowing glance at his constable, then he locked me up. "Safest place for you sunshine," he quipped as he went back to his fried egg sandwich and char.
PS I noticed the McLaren tea lady in an adjoining cell......