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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme, and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were
able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the McLaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Hamilton's bird in the shower.
Thank you Jack, it's good to have a thread here that's just for fun.
Now, who's going to be the first to complain that you are racist, biggoted, anti-female, anti-youth, anti scouser or anti anybloodything?
Not me mate, still holding my sides together. It stops them hurting from laughing too much! :-))))))))
You loochen fer a Liverpool kiss dere la?
Oldies but goldies :-)
Here's a pic of the Liverpool trophy room by the way:
and a pic of a typical scouse mum: