• Sunderland Message Board

  • A Yahoo! User Jul 21, 2009 22:01 Flag


    Taken from the Man United board.


    Q. Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
    A: So they can look like their Mothers.

    The owner of Newcastle United Football Club was walking around the city centre when he saw an old lady with two heavy shopping bags trying to cross the road.

    He shouts across to her, "Can you manage, pet?"

    She shouts back,"Why, have you sacked Shearer already?"