Thanks Alan, Yes the responses are the same as mine when I first read this. I am not so angry about the "soccer" comments, I have made my views of Amaeican "football" known to more than a few. It was the section that reads "Many spectators in soccer-crazed countries warm up for a big match by hitting their neighbor in the head with a brick. And as soon as little Nigel or Fiona is old enough, mum and dad take them out back and practice squishing them against a chain link fence." that got my back up.